shit
Darwinism This shit happened was dinner time.
creationism After six days of the shit was resting, He.
agnosticism I do not shit.
atheism What shit?
nihilism No shit.
Satanism We hope that happens to all of you lousy shit.
Catholicism's shit, because you deserve it.
Protestantism If shit happens, it's someone else.
Lutheranism shit happens, but as long as you the sorry, that's fine.
Anglicanism Right, shit happens - but only Lutherans.
happened Calvinism shit, because you are not working hard enough.
Episcopalianismus If shit happens, hold a procession.
7ter Day Adventist shit does not happen on Saturdays.
Mormons
* This shit will happen again.
* God has sent us this shit.
Christian Science If shit does not happen, then call a doctorate ... pray. Jehovah's Witnesses
No shit happens until Armageddon. We insist that you take our shit.
Televangelismus Your tax-deductible donation could ensure that this shit stops to happen.
Judaism's why this shit always with us? Reform Judaism
you have something Kaopectate? Orthodox Judaism
shit So even happen!
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Confucianism Confucius says: "shit happens". Hare Krishna
Please this flower and buy our shit. Islam
We take no shit.
Sunni Islam When it happens, it's shit, it is Allah's will.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Zen What is the sound of shit that happened?
Taoism
* If you can shit, it's not shit.
* shit happens.
Shintoism You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Buddhism
* shit will happen to you again next time.
* If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Hinduism
* This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
* This shit has happened in a former life.
Daoism If you think it sucks, you missed what this is about it.
Rastafarianism
* Hey, this is good shit, man
* Let's smoke this shit.
New Age
* This is not shit if I think real, that it is chocolate.
* This shit has an aura.
hedonism
* There is nothing about the passing of a good shit.
* Nothing is a good shit happening the same.
existentialism shit does not happen, shit.
Wicca The Goddess makes shit happen.
Amish shit is good for the soil.
Native Americans is holy shit, when they happened.
voodoo shit does not just happen - someone has dumped on you.
communism
* It is the shit of all.
* Let this shit share.
socialism Everyone should have enough shit.
commerce will pack this shit.
capitalism
* shit happens and it will cost you something!
* This is my shit.
environmentalists Recycle this shit.
fatalism Not this shit again.
Dianetics "Why shit happens?" (P. 157) This
Presbyterian shit happened inevitably.
Quaker Let us not argue about this shit. This shit stinks
utopia at all.
feminism, men are shit.
chauvinism Possibly we are shit, but you can not live without us.
Impressionism From a distance, this shit looks like a garden from.
idolatry This shit is gold plated.
stoicism This shit did not care.
agnostic Maybe shit happens again and then maybe not.
optimism shit happens all the others.
pessimism shit always happens to me.
Florianiprinzip this shit to happen to me the other not.
masochism This shit will happen to me.
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